Jeez, how have I not heard of this podcast? Downloading now.

Makes joking about pubic hairs on a can of Coke almost endearing.

But he took track so he could be faster in football!

This is the one I’d get if I could afford to maintain it. Everything I’ve had is really tasty.

This is the one I’d get if I could afford to maintain it. Everything I’ve had is really tasty.

This article from National Geographic about hunger in America also touches on systemic reasons for poor nutrition and obesity among food insecure populations. It’s infuriating.

Yes, that’s what my mom and stepdad call him.

Back in the day, pitchers like Don Drysdale would ding batters to put them on base instead of wasting 4 throws on an intentional walk. And what happened to the brushback pitch?

Wait, what? I am Googling this instant.

Omg, your cat morning is so similar to mine, except the part about cleaning up the barf after the cat ate too fast because I didn’t get up to feed him when he first started trying to wake me up.

Ack, when I read “Dixie Carter” my mind inserted “Delta Burke”. Senility has set in!

Yes, I heard this while the show was still on the air. She and husband Gerald McRaney are fairly conservative.

OF COURSE he used the hashtag #winning.

Did he have the dark glasses and Starbucks cup surgically attached?

I almost bought that unicorn gum yesterday! Does it taste like sparkly rainbows?

Hello, neighbor in a shitbox apartment!

And their fries are awful.

No shame. I actually started scrolling down to leave a strongly worded comment when I realized he was making a (very long-winded) point. The jealousy/envy thing drives me nuts and I hear it more and more frequently. Less/fewer is annoying, too.

She barfed.

I used to like roller coasters and vomit-inducing rides like The Zipper until I developed a condition that causes imbalances in my inner ear fluids and can trigger vomit-inducing vertigo that lasts for days. Pay $50 to ride the hottest coaster? Nope, I’ll just eat too much Chinese food and enjoy the private thrill…

I love perfume and had to stop hanging out on the MUA fragrance board or I would have ended up on the streets pushing my beloved sample vials around in a grocery cart. My favorite is 10 Corso Como. I can’t think of anything I really can’t stand, though I’m not a fan of heavy florals. My brother’s ex gf wore too much…