My brother is an entomologist for the state of Oregon who deals with invasive insect species. He’s currently working on the gypsy moth problem, which means listening to all kinds of batshit theories from residents.

Pushing Daisies!

I thought it was because she taught the kids to sing that creepy-ass song.

I have a deep love for Pyramid going back to when my mom and I would watch together when I was home sick and we’d cover up the bottom of the screen so we could play along. The celeb version is pretty annoying, though.

Admittedly I skimmed the article because I don’t care, but am I the only one who thinks that top photo of Musk and Grimes looks like a dad and his sulky daughter who refused to wear something appropriate for the party?

My dad used the orange Dial for the entire 40 years I knew him. Best soap.

At that price, that bed better come with some professional puppeteers to entertain my dog and me.

I’m guessing he saw Team America at some point and thought it was a documentary. The natural next step was Thunderbirds.

My friend and I discovered an indoor course where each hole is a wood sculpture replica of various SF Bay Area landmarks and I am obsessed with it even though, as you say, actually playing is insanely stressful. Sadly, they are moving from their current location to somewhere less accessible, which is probably for the…

Linus has a squinty eye because he was born without that extra kitty eyelid. My vet’s IT guy found him huddled behind a dumpster in his apartment carport and the vet actually rebuilt his eyelid. The IT guy couldn’t keep him cuz he already had two Siamese littermates who beat up on him and now he lives with me and is…

To be fair, the Gallaghers make little sense in any language.

Cute! I think “too many bagels” is a problem I need to have more often.

Same. Why the bougie shade, Megan?

I have knit a couple of these for farmers markets and such but I wouldn’t use it for everyday carry unless I became homeless and wanted to be more fancy than plain canvas.

That is just... ugh.

That word “necessarily” speaks volumes. I think ABC publicists were on both of them to say something, but have no doubt that she either a) agrees with him, or b) considers herself “not political” (translation: too self-absorbed to worry about all that stuff that might hurt her pretty little brain and bring up hard…

I haven’t paid much attention to Leeds since the high dramas of the late 90's/early aughts but with Bielsa on board they definitely deserve a look.

I do this too but I am also that person who apologizes to inanimate objects when I bump into them and thank my car for not stalling.

I know. Sadly, I can barely afford to pay rent these days.

The one thing that jumped out, and I guess Deadspin can relate to this, is that I realized you don’t have to be at a behemoth like ESPN to have a voice and have an impact.