She is stunningly beautiful (model and working actress). Successful businesswoman (145 employees)

While that’s very inspiring and all, I have to question the strategy of going nude in the jungle and exposing that much of one’s skin and orifices to parasites, rash-causing plants, etc.

Deena Kastor didn’t even make the top 25? Yikes.

Well, the bar is not set very high.

It’s called sundowning. People with Alzheimer’s or dementia often get more confused and disoriented later in the day.

I legit expected it to end up being a cockroach that had taken up residence.

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.

My mom is addicted to bird cams, especially now when it’s nesting season. She texts me updates.

OMG, I loved Cricket.

I developed a massive crush on Mark Phillips when I was a horse-crazy kid in the 70s and saw his photo in some annual or other. He turns out to be not the brightest bunny in the forest, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the horsey branch of the family.

I pictured Ocean City while reading the list.

My ovaries just exploded.

“Everybody in Oakland loves him, and these visits were a blast.”

Yes, and my mom was positive it was going to hit her. For weeks she literally looked up into the sky every time she walked outside. She also thinks electricity leaks out of sockets when there’s no plug in them.

I keep staring at the first selfie trying to figure out what is off about the face. It’s saying “vinyl doll” to me, not “human being.”

I miss shopping at Bullocks! When they shut down all the stores in the 80s, I scored an impressive pile of Esprit clothing at fantastic prices. We were not fancy enough for the Bullocks Wilshire branches, however.

Thank you for recommending this. I got it from the library yesterday and am already halfway through. Had never heard of this author before and now I want to read all the things!

I was home sick yesterday and very much wanted to binge Coffee Prince, which I am only halfway through, but ended up sleeping for like six hours. A total waste of a sick day!

I would be seriously put out if my car followed me into my home from the garage, much less from room to room. And if it tried to jump in my lap, we’d have strong words once I got out of the hospital.

Oh no, I am so sorry.