Please tell me more about viscous disagreements. Sounds slimy ;)

Cemeteries are awesome places to hang out. We had a tiny one across from my old office with picnic tables where people would bring lunch. My brother walks his dog in an historic one with cool old headstones, and my friend cuts through a more modern, golf course style one on her morning run. Very pleasant and peaceful;…

Yeessss.... Balega. My friend borrowed a pair while he was catsitting for me and lost one in his laundry. I seriously considered murdering him.

If I had to sit there, I would be super paranoid about the canister rolling its eyes over my shoulder also also sliding off onto the ugly rug.

I have been known to lie about where I am spending Thanksgiving in order to stay home and cook for myself and the cats. It’s awesome.

I loathe Gremlins for including this extremely unnecessary scene. WTF?

... which then clogged the bathroom sink? I think you, me and Grape all work in the same building.

This. And my office has a teeny tiny sink with water that barely gets warm. Even trying to clean the resuable filter is a PITA.

I am weeping with joy at the Lil’ Drac video. Thank god I’m alone in the office today.

I was reading the Jez story about late night comedians’ takes on Louis CK right before this one so her comment about being taken more seriously by posing a “stereotypical guy” seemed right on the nose.

Wow, I had no idea! And hugs for your bravery in backing up Huckabee in the name of musical history. We live in strange times.

Same. At first (back in 2013) I liked they way they boiled down some of the more complex issues, but now... ugh.

He loves the music in Bakersfield? Bakersfield?!?

The thing I like about Beachbody is that, for the most part, they don’t bs about achieving fitness without putting in some serious work. I’ve done some of their older programs and they were all about really doing the workouts, none of the “lose 20 lbs in a week doing 3 squats a day!” crap.

Thank you. Although I find the clothes not to my taste, if there are large, small, and in-between women who want to rock loud leggings in public, more power to ‘em.

The existence of MLMs is a symptom of a serious income inequity in the United States.

All the stars.

Cliff Richard and Jeff Lynne and The Tubes! My 12 year old self was introduced to a lot of pop music history by that movie.

And a gigantic FUCK YOU to any frozen pizza where they order you to cook it directly on the oven rack.

I take smug satisfaction in knowing that those people who take their shoes off on planes will have a hard time getting them back on at the end of the flight and will be much more uncomfortable in the long run.