"Tim Curry has suddenly sprung to mind." is possibly the best pick-up line I've ever heard. In future dating endeavors I will be using it to separate the wheat from the chaff.

I really liked this one because it was happy without being "TRIUMPHANT IN SHOULDER PADS!"

We're all the same height lying down. ;)

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

Define "grammatical error".

Lack of discernible personality otherwise?

Language changes. It's gonna be okay.

it had to be done.

How has there not been a song made from him as Zorg yet?

*makes a motion like he's scratching a record"
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In a way, you have four vaginas. But in another, more accurate way, you have one.

Yes, consenting adults and all that. But it wouldn't be my vaporous cup of tea.

"If a man gets a serious injury, it's still not fatal, but for women it could end much more seriously," a Russian ski jumping coach said. "Women have another purpose—to have children, to do housework, to create hearth and home."

Here is my rescue Pitmation. Meet the JOEBEARASARUS.

I'm pretty sure there's a Disney-esque dog-version of My Fair Lady in the works here somewhere...

I came in like a wiffle ball...

I sometimes get mad at ancient peoples for not domesticating animals like foxes and bears. Like, did you even try?

What about the sharters who wear thongs? Is Divacup working on an equivalent?

Yeah but they still have that Robot Yeti problem