This video is tedious as fuck but I'd lie on that guy's chest too.

He says horribly classist things all the time. He doesn't have to apologize for his ancestors, but he should apologize for being an ass.

I remember having to pop Barbie's head off to fit her into some of those little dresses. What kind of signal does that send a young girl?

"It features Daria Werbowy looking very Moss"

It was meant to be pubic!

He forgot the proverb "Don't look a gift wife in the vagina"

UH KYOSUKE BEIN' A JOURNALIST HERE, WRITING JOURNALISMS

Nothing tastes as good as hunchback feels.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

This is completely ridiculous. What a farce. I am outraged. Everyone knows Canadians don't play tennis. How are you supposed to bounce a tennis ball on a glacier? What do they use for a net, an iceberg? Seal clubs make terrible rackets. Somebody needs to account for this terrible reporting.

I can't believe no one has made the "teach me how to doggie" joke yet. You guys are off your game today.

This is the first thing that came to mind.

+1 for referencing the Nome King!

Hey, there's some weird tricks, and attractive people hate them.

This guy?? You're damned right!!

You've done the impossible—made fetch happen.

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.