Yep, I work in a bar and the women's bathroom is the messiest.
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Too young to know not to play with his food, huh?
She cut all her hair off? That must have been some break up. I luuuurve her but I'm just not digging the new song.
UGH. I used to be in the same social circle as this guy who would never bother remembering my name, it was always 'dollface'. Which is the worst thing to call me because it makes me feel STABSTABSTAB. He also had me in his phone as 'NAME's girlfriend'.
What did you have him in your phone as? 'Boyfriend'? '3am man'?
Seriously, my dad pulled that pose for a month when he slipped a disc in his spine.
I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
I avoid these types of women by spending most of my time in the free weights areas. On the opposite side of the gym to the treadmills.
HA.
That spreadsheet is amazing. I love you from the bottom of my administrative ocd arse.
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Oh oh oh can I come? I make awesome cookies. I will bring those? Also really good at doing other people's hair. These are desirable sleepover traits, yes?
Word. My parent's dog used to BITE THROUGH the wire fence and escape.
"Whether you are an Australian citizen by birth depends on the date of your birth.
Oh NO, why did you tell me where to buy them?! Now I have found them in my size but it's still 2 weeks to pay day and I don't even know if I can walk in them. I am going to buy them. Who needs groceries, anyway?
I want these soooo much but I don't like the way Dr martens make their boots any more.
A friend of mine is a GP. She says from her experience, female GPs take longer time with their patients, and thus see less patients per day than a male doctor. Less patients, less income. BUT happier patients because they make the effort to communicate and listen.
Maaaaaaaaaan I hummed and hawed over these shoes for SO LONG and then they sold out in my size. As a complete klutz, I have an inherent fear of anything white because I will ruin it.
Hello, me!
I disagree. And I've read all the Anne books; I grew up on them, thanks to my mum.