“And we all heard what Donald really thinks of women in the video obtained by the Washington Post this week. And I’m sure I speak for all women when I say that I was disgusted and offended by...”

That would be delightful

I don’t think there is a bottom. He’s like a big cyst that gets squeezed and squeezed, but there’s always more pus and blood.

Oh man. Hillary is going to bait him, and he’s going to lead with his chin once again. He’ll start spewing out all the stuff Bill said to him on the golf course as though it’s Hillary’s fault. Then he’ll “segue” into how Hillary shamed the women Bill cheated on her with.

This video is gonna give him more votes if anything. He’s a straight talker! He ain’t politically correct! He’s not a politician! It’s dem media dem’s against’im! Etc.

well now I really can’t wait for the next debate.

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

I’ve laid in an ample popcorn supply for Sunday night. It should be even more trainwrecky due to the format.

I’m really hoping someone smart will have just given him a painted over Staples’ Easy Button in anticipation for that day.

There is a greater than 0% chance (less than 50%, but still, greater than 0%) that he will be the next President of the United States. This alone makes me hold every registered Republican in disdain for the foreseeable future. I don’t care if they voted for someone else in the primary, they have still participated in…

I’m going to miss his TV surrogates so, so much. Hard to pick a favorite between Katrina Pierson, who allegedly has a biology degree from UT Dallas and Michael Cohen who allegedly has a law degree from Thomas Cooley.

I believe Conway informed him that the Venn diagram of “People Who Comment on Kinja” and “People Who Have $100,000" is just two circles very far away from each other.

If indentured servitude was good enough for my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather to make it in this country, then it should be good enough for me! I’m sure that’s what he’d want for his family 300 years after he died.

I’m going to bring so many jobs back, you won’t believe it. You’re going to say, “Mr. Trump, please stop bringing all these jobs, we’ve got so many jobs, we can’t handle any more jobs.” I’m going to make Apple and all these other great companies, wonderful companies, make their products right here in America. It’s…

“My new jobs program will also be my plan for solving the problem of student debt! When I’m president, every college student can choose the regular student loans, which are for losers, or they can go to my new program - they can sign up with a company, maybe Trump Tower, which is a great place, we have the best…

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God…

I call bullshit.

Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

Nothing like paying for college so you can be a slave laborer for a factory. Dream jobs indeed.