Trump ripped on Cruz’ wife’s looks and accused his dad of killing JFK.

I am a registered Republican my entire life. I have volunteered for many Republican candidates and donate to their campaigns. But, this year for the first time, I am voting Democrat for President. I refuse to vote for a man who mocks the disabled and is a racist who plays footsie with the KKK. Shame on any Republican…

I really don’t care for Cruz, but that speech was an awesome “Kiss My Lyin Ass Donald” moment.

Hmm:

Sure Trump has charisma, but he’s also divisive as hell.

I don’t think so. People have VERY short memories.

Except he overplayed his hand. He made some powerful enemies tonight. They'll now drop all the hooker stories they've been holding on to.

I swore that I heard Wolf say that somebody took a swing at Ted after he left the stage and had to be restrained. That would’ve been awesome to see! All my son and I did was keep looking at each other and laughing and we don’t laugh all that much these days.

This is the best one:
* ETA just click the tweet I can’t figure out vine embedding on Kinja

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

Enjoy it while you can. There will be no Tijuana Brass in Trump’s America.

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t get rotten tomatoes thrown at him.

I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY

Until you ride out in front of a bus. Game over.

“Gotta catch them all!”

Just in the past week I’ve decided I’m A-OK with technology that will disable a cell phone while a car is in motion. All of ‘em. Drivers, passengers, if the tech can’t distinguish between them, shut them all down.

“If they take our guns, how are we going to control rampant population growth?”

Today in things that surprisingly didn’t happen in Florida..

Looks like someone near the Texas A&M campus got out of his car while it was still in the road so he could “catch a Pokemon,” leading to another driver plowing into the back of it.

I wonder how long it will take before the inevitable article pops up where someone using Tesla’s autopilot crashed while playing Pokémon Go.