Heterochromia otaku fetish voters turns out to be the #3 political interest group in Japan.

No, we would send thousands to their deaths trying to defeat the laser pointer spot.

I’m a cat owner and I approve this message.

Yeah, at least the cat is honest about it’s intent to kill us all and probably toy with us while doing it.

Kudos to this former banker for his candid admission that yes, he works for evil hellspawn intent on enslaving Humankind

He’s also got the heterochromia otaku fetish voters on his side with that cat.

As an acrophobe (Victory Tower was not my friend at Ft. Jackson), this is exactly why I will -not- be investing in VR tech.

...I mean, I will eventually, but I won’t be purchasing software that requires me to save a cat sitting on a 2x4 suspended from the lip of a high-rise.

I have a cat, and I love that furry…

Me too! Thank goodness, I’m not making it up, I’m not a weirdo. Well, not a lonely weirdo at least.

What am I reading?!

What if it breifely pixelates, freezes, then makes one of these appear?

Really? You’ve never gotten an accidental wiff? I had an ex-girlfriend who would go crazy if she found out about this. She loves the way my cat smells and has since he was a kitten.

...What

It’s about to happen... someone is going to spray this on a cat head to create double cat-head smell and the entirety of existence is going to briefly pixelate and then freeze, requiring a hard restart.

I thought I was the only cat owner obsessed with how good my cat’s head smells. It’s like a baby’s head with that sweet milky aroma. My cat doesn’t love it when I smell its head and kiss it, but I don’t care. I’m its father...

What the actual fuck are you talking about? Cats do not smell good in any way. I saved this stupid fucking cat that was abandoned in the cold at about two weeks old. Bottle fed it, nurtured the thing, hand washed it, brought it up. And it stinks. I also hate the little bastard. All it does is meow for more food, with…

An fabric spray that smells like the back of a cat’s head?! You’ve got to be KITTEN me!

Then go do it now.

Btw, how does the scent affect cats? Wouldn’t that freak your cat out, thinking you were cheating on them with another cat?

This looks to be a memorial photo of the previous cat. How thoughtful!