We have been partners with My Sisters’ Place (a domestic violence shelter and advocate based in Westchester, New York) for nearly 20 years.

If a black player was caught abusing Molly, he’d be suspended for 16 games, called a thug by Skip Bayless on semi-national TV and be put in the league’s substance abuse program.

Maybe it’s just the lead picture, but Curt Schilling looks like Ben Roethlisberger +15 years.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

I hope he keeps gobbling PEDs during his rehab or he might turn back into Judge Reinhold.

Maybe the Texans will sign Jeremy Shockey’s bald eagle tattoo to fill his spot

Signals: [mixed]

This is exactly why, when I go to sporting events, I try to avoid any controversy my actions might cause during the national anthem by ducking out to the concourse to take a piss just before it starts to play.

Pretty sure Tomi Lahren is a horcrux containing a portion of Phyllis Schlafly’s soul.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

The man is a goddamn saint, and you people don’t deserve him. Nobody does.

“I was hanging with my friends from high school, well, from a high school...”

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but didn’t EA kill off the football franchise in 2013, with NCAA Football 14 being the latest/final iteration?