Trump now leading in both. I was not counting on Ohio, but it's nice to dream.

Byzantine, you say?

Which makes no sense! Indy IS one of the Raiders of the Lost Ark. That's one of the points of the end of that movie!

No there haven't really been credible 3rd partiers. Zachary Taylor was a Whig, which was an established party by that point, though it had never held the presidency. It arose in the aftermath of the breakup of Jeffersonian Republicanism, in opposition to the Democratic Party which arose out of the ashes of the…

Just about everything about Jill Stein is wrong. She's as dangerously unqualified for POTUS as Trump is.

A volcano?

By 2AM Wednesday, I will be sleeping the sleep of a death row inmate with a reprieve from the governor. Or dead from acute alcohol poisoning. Take your pick.

Also, chefs are fucking lushes. If they're not high on heroin, they're drunker than a monkey's uncle.

We have open carry in my state, and some 2nd Amendment activists have taken it upon themselves to bring guns to school because it's their right, whatever school policy says. It's in the court, but our marching orders are "Gun"="Lockdown." And on Election Day, there's just too many adults to keep track of.

*Pauses, goes to Wikipedia to check out their filmographies*

Seen and backed!

Jack Chick, get out of here. YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist anymore!

Yeah, if Brexit showed us anything, it's that we Americans don't have a monopoly on stupid.

@williamshatnerfrontyard:disqus Because the POTUS can only do so much by herself. She needs a friendly congress to work with to have any hope of getting things done. If Warren were to become VP*, Charlie Baker would appoint a Republican in her place.

I once met a WWII vet (at the DC Holocaust museum) who served in the PTO, in the Army. We talked for a minute, and I said "Oh, so you were one of MacArthur's boys!" His response, "Son, don't say that name to me. I just ate lunch."

I prefer, from 2013:
"When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years"
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Who sucks cock, by choice.

Such an amazing song, on what is easily U2's most underrated album.

You know, when the AV Club slashed and burned their TV Club coverage, it was probably wise to do it in the summer when so many shows were off the air anyway. But now the chickens are coming home to roost. Losing Elementary reviews hurts.

Plus, Indiana.