Terrific bass. That's TERRIFIC bass.

The reviewer's observation that we see the women's sexual assaults are viewed entirely through the prism of men is a point well-taken, but I do have to say that emotionally, it really did the job on me, just like you and your wife. When Helo and Tyrol broke in on Thorne's rape party, I wanted them to make those…

You mean the Super Bass-o-matic 76?

Well, if anti-gay forces had seized Fort Sumter, I feel like Obama would have risen to the challenge.

Bless your heart.

The thing about expediency? It gets the job done. Obama may have not been a gay-rights crusader, but he worked, within the bounds of his office, to clear a path for equal rights for LGBTQ people. The Lincoln analogy is pretty apropos, actually. Remember that he promised to respect the South's right to slavery while…

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Hey hey! AV Clubbers may be as round as doughnuts, but we're nowhere near as sweet.

Way to go from zero to nuclear, Jess. Keep it classy.

Oh, what a great choice for the lead. A person from a fantasy novel, full of mystical creatures, who for all his sense of doing what's right, was never able to achieve his lofty goals and found himself turned on by the established powers, eventually becoming a misanthropic shell of his former self, consumed by…

Just think, these party primary debates were denied to the dozens and dozens of voters who might have watched them!

People don't realize this, but the snarkiest people of all are the Old Grey Ladies. They just do not give a shit anymore, and they'll let you know it.

That's actually not out of the realm of possibility. Despite the Greek avatar, I brew my own mead. Got a chocolate bochet about ready to open any week now, too…

I don't know. How drunk am I in this hypothetical?

What? That IS Travis Fimmel or am I going crazy?

Holy shit, I didn't know Ragnar Loðbrók was in this (I don't watch trailers too closely; shut up)!

"Look out black women! A White Homo may take your man!"

damn I miss this show.

damn I miss this show.

There were tears in my household. Some came from the wife. Some… did not.