I didn't know I wanted this, but I wanted this!

I'll never say never, but this is one place I'm really tempted to say "never."

Here's the thing. Part of me—maybe it's the devil part, hear me out—wants Cruz to win the Republican nomination.

Halfway house for Southern Dems before joining the GOP, really.

It's the only time he smiles these days, when that little weasel climbs out of his pocket and Bernie feeds him an M&M. Reminds me of Brooks from Shawshank Redemption.

#wanttobeclear
#totallysatirical
#Bernie'stoast

So Kimmel is giving Hitllery the last word? He should let the voice of the rising NEW liberal majority get the final say.

Is it just me, or was Jimmy really kind of a dick to Chuck during that dinner scene? I mean sure he was being charming and managed to schmooze Rebecca, but he had to know it would be a really unpleasant conversation for Chuck—while he was eating dinner at his place, no less! I think I gained just a grain of sympathy…

Based on what? The Shater doc from a little while back? Or is there more to the story? (Not being snide. Haven't seen the documentary. Genuine curiosity)

Being from the Detroit area, I've got to demand an exception to the "no fast-food chili dog" rule be made for genuine Coney dogs. They're fast and they come with chili, so if we're not careful, these staples of Southeastern Michigan cuisine might be lumped in with BK's monstrous creation.

What kind of corn soldiers are you?

You can take that either as a correction of your bad German, or as a recommendation for your bad opinion.

Die.

Da dweeee, da da da dwee dow…
Da dweeee! da da da dwee dow!

Arma Doomsdaque canto

No, I just meant they should be able to kill the candidates themselves.

I was nodding in agreement, until I read "s mic."

In fact, forget the moderators!

By choice.

Naveen Andrews' subplot with the Canadian nurse? More interesting than the main plot-line.