I guess the fact that Vinny has kids is kinda gone by the wayside. Lost in the time jump I suspose.

You must have forgotten your pimp hat!

Pretty sure Paul had the note “dies of AIDS” in the character description since the moment he was conceived.

There is absolutely no excuse for Abby’s hideous hair this season.

See, FRANKIE is like this blustery asshole
But VINNIE is, like, an asshole full of bluster

Of course being a Mets game the crowd went right back to “WTF are these guys doing” mode

I regret that I have but one star to give.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Why do we kick this guy when he’s down?

He also hates bright light. And you can’t get him wet. And don’t ever—ever--feed Damon Wayans after midnight.

Fun fact: This is the same mustache that did the motion capture for Henry Cavill’s CGI mustache in Justice League.

The part that they left out is that he must be fed every two and a half hours and he eats only bamboo. He is also surprisingly reluctant to reproduce.

Compensating for the lack of a mullet.

If Ponzi is a local pizza restaurant, I believe you.

I was trying to pick up cat food last year while Calvert Hall was having a lax game. All the fucking parents were parking in the Petsmart parking lot and walking across the street. You know, because god forbid Calvert Hall ruin the picturesque landscape by providing adequate parking. The closest I can park is Red…

I’m not a lawyer, but I feel like it is in the best interest of an innocent party to say “no, I actually am not a molester of children” as opposed to going with “let’s just say yes, sure did, and see what happens”.

The Office guy didn’t do much for Leatherheads or that Benghazi movie.

I appreciate that your username foreshadows the level of intellect on display in your comment.

Everyone came to the game to see the refs, no one cares about those players

They’re not allowed to have significant others, they must remain attainable, and chaste.