For me, is nothing more enriching than being able to communicate with someone in a different language. I will never be able to relate to people who do not want to broaden their minds.

Is no one going to talk about the fact that, even with the benefit of perspective, his hand is super tiny even in the foreground of this photo?! 

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

All the best at your next jij, Timothy

Chef: MY MOM

You know it’s a been a good night when a large dong elicits a loud shit.

Hasn’t UT always been known for his Sunni disposition?

ah yes, waking up to the realization that the other side of you—I call him “alter ego”—randomly emailed anyone that came across his mind in a state of drunken bliss. this is not the way you handle it. You deny it. Everyone knows this. Deny, deny, deny. blaming it on hackers is 2015. Be a man.

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.

On a 16-hour flight, I watched 22 Grams, House of Sand and Fog, and Capturing the Friedmans. You cant convince me I didn’t commit suicide and the last 18 years weren’t a hallucination.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Pictured: Steve Smith

I wouldn’t recommend it.

"Weird Filmmaking Choice Of The Week, involving Norman getting onto his
brother’s motorcycle (and is Dylan just always around on his
motorcycle?):"