I look forward to an even longer filibuster when republicans fuck it all up. Woooooo.

I fucking dare the NRA assholes to say the problem is people in Texas don’t have free enough access to guns. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

holy fuck...

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Hey there Jezzies! Whatcha drinking? I am having some Brooks Dry Cider from TJs.

don’t be me, do not snap at coworkers.

It just blows, doesn’t it? Like, most of the time I’m happy being single, but weddings just hit you over the head with all societal expectations and friend pressure and, like, normal lonely feelings that all single people have occasionally but intensified x1000000. I’ll think of you at my weddings, hope you’ll do the…

Not entirely on my own merits, but after two weeks of flirting with hospital admission for preeclampsia, the doctor put me on blood pressure meds and they started working today. 117/77! We’re looking to make it to June, and this gives us a fighting chance.

This is literally me right now. I’m in two weddings in June. Going to both without dates. Love the ladies immensely, they are like sisters to me, incredibly happy for them. And I still feel like shit. Last wedding I was in, in the fall, I was sitting at a table with all married people. The even number was attained…

It’s still afternoon here in on the West Coast, but I’ve made myself a drink already - a Shirley Temple! I’m not really feeling drinking too much lately, tbh. It makes me depressed, and I’m a depressed person already and I don’t need more depressants in my life. I have felt better since I’ve started limiting my drinks…

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so? My brag: I posted a Facebook status this week basically stating that supporting Trump for president is condoning the violence that his…

The Brown Bunny did one wonderful thing. It provided Roger Ebert with the best review of his life:

can you burn a bralette or not?? is it appropriate?

Co-signed,

Free People.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

I don’t know that a lot of them consciously want this sort of thing to happen. I think it’s more that a great many of them simply don’t care if it does because they think PP had it coming, and when it does happen, they’re varying degrees of happy about it.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Omg that was a lot to take in I’m so sorry for your loss! I can’t imagine losing a friend that way