“I really don’t want this to be about me or anything about me.”

Hell yeah, it worked! The people with expertise in medicine were the ones saying that her idea would never work while the rich old white dudes who liked looking at and talking to a pretty blonde with big blue doe eyes forked over millions of dollars for this miraculous innovation she came up with as a 19 year-old.…

You’re all reading too much into this. It’s her Batman voice.

Of all the sociopathic and reckless bullshit this chick did, the fake voice is the least offensive to me. I get it. Tech is so sexist even voice recognition software works better on lower voices. I mean, even our iphones are telling us they’ll only listen and take us seriously if we speak like men. So yeah, I won’t…

She sounds like when you talk before you have to burp. Like when you’re constantly inhaling deeper breaths and gargling out words from the back of your throat. Like a bullfrog hiccoughing while trying to croak.

A couple of feminist friends took me to task for saying Holmes faked her voice. They said higher octaves don’t help women in the workplace, which I don’t argue with, and she only “lowered her voice an octave,” which in their minds wasn’t fake. I say she lowered it way TOO much, and that’s what makes it fake.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

From my personal experience, I haven’t met many people who smoke/vape worrying about their health or their children’s health when smoking/vaping.

Have machines call balls and strikes. It’s time. 

In retrospect, they were a losing team drafting like a winning team that needed one missing piece.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

Pittsburgh is the new Cleveland.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

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If Luke Walton gets fired because of this shitshow of a team, it will prove there is no justice in the NBA. It’s not his fault management couldn’t decide if they wanted to try to tank the year, then once they decided to completely undermine the entire team right before the All-Star break, they couldn’t decide how…

We’re all laughing now, but wait until the Lakers “miraculously” win the lottery

Tomorrow Skip Bayless is going to activate his full power.  His eyes are going to light up, and he’s going to destroy the set of Undisputed in a burst of nuclear rage.

Wait a minute! Just because I tried to have all of you traded, and you fired, Luke, you’re not going to give 100% in pursuit of my personal glory?

Damn, if Trae Young’s look at the back of Kris Dunn was worth a second technical, the the looks LeBron is giving his teammates in that loss to the Suns are worth prosecution at The Hague.

/It’s like he was meant to be there all along.