The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

I saw this last night on the news and wanted to heave. So disgusting. Quebec is the Florida of Canada.

The Leafs can afford to front load his salary as signing bonus every July 1st. Also, the marketing in Toronto is worth more than what the Islanders offered him.

In Soviet Russia, Wang touches you

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

Wang

Yep. The only other reasonable suggestion is cutting commercials, and since that is never going to happen, this is the best alternative.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I love this.

Counterpoint; the pitch clock is a fucking great idea, and pretty much the only one of the laundry list of pace of place suggestions that actually would work to shave some time off of the games. I thought this was a pretty good breakdown:

I think we now know where Kraft lost his Super Bowl ring.

Properly speaking, this is none of the league office’s business at this point

blowing it was what started this whole mess

Yeah, especially as they’ve confirmed that drugs and alcohol (and speeding) wasn’t involved. You can do everything you’re supposed to as a driver and still not be prepared for a pedestrian to appear in front of you on the highway.

I know Boeheim is an irascible jerkbox who routinely undermines his own players as they leave for the NBA, and is not exactly well-liked outside of Syracuse, but I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Obviously, the man who lost his life and his friends and family are even more affected, but it must feel horrible to be…

If you read this in a -Emmitt Smith voice, it’s way funnier. 

We are morons. We keep giving all our money to rich assholes, and then claiming surprise and alarm when they act like rich assholes.

You mean filthy rich people trying to take advantage of other rich people doesn’t make you angry? Shocking!

Don fucking Cherry needs to learn how to don fucking clothing.

This dipshit wears the visual representation of senility as a suit, night in and night out, and he wants to talk about professionalism and doing things “the right way”? laughable.