Or trigger a 12 Monkeys-like time paradox.

My wife and I are helping some relatives shop for their first house, and the two main things I told them they simply must do at the outset:

Strongly agree with the non-work notion. I’ve worked from home for a long time as a freelancer, running my own company, etc. And I think it’s critical for people like me to get out of the damn house and do things disconnected from work. Find a local volunteer opportunity, get involved with some “movement”, like a…

Agree strongly. The “masshole effect” among NE fans of any of their teams is truly repellent.

Holy fuckolies. I’ve long suspected Gruden’s oil didn’t reach his dipstick, but the quotes above prove it. Geniuses trying to eliminate recess? Did he get to the part about them doing that via chemtrails and HARP???

Agree on Papi. But for me, the funny thing is when I started watching that show I thought it and the whole “let’s have the host’s wacky dad co-host” thing were capital-S stupid shtick. And yes, Papi’s contribution to the show is still largely a cheese fest, but in a lovable, endearing way.

Well, you and your fellow punks can take your blasted 3D-printed takes and get off my lawn.

Strongly agree. I bought one of these a couple of months ago on sale, and it has worked perfectly. I’ve been using HP laser printers since the Laserjet II days (Google it; it was a LONG time ago), and I never thought I’d jump ship. But after reading positive comments about this model here and on Amazon I took a chance…

Strongly agree. I bought one of these a couple of months ago on sale, and it has worked perfectly. I’ve been using…

Jagr, who is 44, has said he wants to play until he’s 50. And within the last few days he said (joking, I think) that he wants to go until he’s 55.

It’s a good thing the entire US isn’t about to start a years-long experience at the (tiny) hands of a belligerent, vengeful, thin skinned president. Because then this chain thing would be a really uncomfortable metaphor...

What Sherman said originally was bad, no argument there. But his apology, ending with an attempt to normalize and minimize the whole thing — “Next one should be fun” — was far worse. This is celebrity entitlement in all its non-glory. “Hey, I said something really fucking stupid, and I was a dick, but since I’m…

My wife and I found ourselves in a situation in which we thought we’d need a second bed for what we thought would be just a few months. So we bought one of these beds, this exact model and size, and we love it. We’ve probably slept on it for over 140 nights in the last year, and neither of us has the slightest…

My wife and I found ourselves in a situation in which we thought we’d need a second bed for what we thought would be…

And this is yet another instance that will prove beyond all doubt that the NHL has no real interest in getting this kind of crap out of the game. They’ll wag their finger, issue a few game suspension, and then go back to sleep until the next incident.

Yep. Over 30 years ago I found a simple article on how to make such an adapter, and I’ve made and used several over the years.

As a general sports rule, you should never, EVER say anything close to “how much worse could it get”. Craptitude is downwards unbounded.

The NHL is by far the pro sports league that’s most damaged by its own traditions. This macho BS we hear all the time from players, ex-players, coaches, GMs, and fans is holding the game back and ensuring it stays in 4th place among the big four.

I was involved in a situation very similar to what you described, and it got very weird.

And based on my recent online experience, I would be one of those 15 people for most readers of this (or any) site. I seem to be infested with the “I haven’t owned a TV since 60 Minutes was good” people.

Agreed.

Five, if not circumsized.