Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

McDonalds is like Fox News. Everyone knows the name, everyone has an opinion about it, but a surprisingly small percentage of the population actually consumes the product, considering all the hype it generates..

“Our favorite of the three, was the grilled chicken sandwich with pico de gallo and guacamole”

Here’s the problem with McDonald’s. They switched to fresh beef on the 1/4 pounder. Great. It does make it juicer and tastier. But they charge $4.99 for it! That’s for the bare bones no topping burger.

You haven’t even played the game and are already assuming he’s generic from a few minute trailer. The only thing generic is you kids bitching about something Star Wars.

Oh no. What a monumental loss.

There is no food worth waiting 6 hours in line for. I’d much rather have a 7 out of 10 steak with a half hour wait than a 10 out of 10 steak with a 6 hour wait. Or even 3 hour wait.

This stupid shit.

You clearly have never had NC Pulled Pork then. It is downright wet and that is before the sauce.

i literally drove from virginia to north carolina one time for NC style bbq.  it is, to me, the one true form of the art.  And with a big pile of coleslaw on it, its all the better.

Pretty much it’s cider vinegar mixed with salt, pepper, spices, and some hot sauce.  It’s good on pulled pork, although I’m preferential to mustard or just straight hot-sauce.

Yea its usually a blend of apple cider vinegar, sugar, red pepper, and a dash of garlic and/or dry mustard. And you don’t go overboard, a little bit tossed in the meat goes a long way. It’s gotta have some tang and some heat, but not enough to overpower the meat. Add some hot sauce and some slaw and you’re all set.

Stephen Colbert has many good and correct and worthwhile takes.

I think this is the right, measured take.

“Out, out damned microtransactions!”

“Alas, poor Bethesda--I knew them, Horatio.  A developer of infinite quests, until this shit fell from their nethers.”

Gwen obviously wins because not only is Pizza Michael Jordan, it’s Michael Jordan playing against high schoolers. It’s Ted Williams without losing four seasons to military service. It's Wayne Gretzky having more assists than anybody else ever had points. It was over after the first pick and everybody else was fighting…

Sorry, can’t vote for a winner; all have included at least one yucky choice.  The proper top 5 should be:  Pizza; Chinese pepper steak w/ onions; burgers; fried chicken; and subs.

Oh god, the Wait Time sermons. As opposed to the mighty USA, where my mother has to schedule appointments with her specialist... a year in advance.

You forgot “more inexpensive overall for society.”

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty