Yeah, they haven’t actually found any proof that Post Malone ruined the landing gear himself, so no, he didn’t ruin your lunch. The maintenance crew for this particular plane ruined your lunch.

And, there were other people on that plane. You can’t damn all of them over the one person you don’t care for.

perfectly acceptable.

Why do young rappers today have faces that look like the wooden desk in detention hall?

(I’d hate to break a perfectly good blender.)

News Flash, HE’S DEAD!

“...stealing an image of a farting unicorn from an artist.”

One handful of well prepared gun legislation is worth more than a million warehouses full of prayers.  Sadly, only the warehouses are filling up at this time.

(compared to Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Little Ceasars, or any other national delivery chain? Dominos is the only pizza.)

On the flip side of that, there are people that just want to play a game, and not have other players screw the game up for them. For people who want an online game experience, congrats! You’re getting your Fallout game. For people who don’t care for the online aspect, we’ll sit this one out.

Oh Obsidian, where are you now, in our darkest of hours?

To be fair to the players that don’t give two $#!T$ for any form of online gaming, Bethesda should let Obsidian develop a REAL Fallout game... Now.

The entire map is like the Glowing Sea from F4!?

Online?

If they could drop the whole “SIMS in the Wasteland” settlement building, that would be great. The weapon and armor crafting was a good addition; but I quickly developed the attitude of, “if these idiots can’t make their own beds and chairs, they don’t deserve to survive” mentality.

No thanks, I’ll make them my way... the way I like them.

I was going to explain otherwise, but no. Use dull knives, go ahead. Be sure to report back after you’ve learned your lesson.

I was going to explain otherwise, but no. Use dull knives, go ahead. Be sure to report back after you’ve learned…

I have a suspicion that you don’t use knives regularly.

I have a suspicion that you don’t use knives regularly.

“Check your phone less”

You there... have a STAR!