As Wikipedia is a free service, umm, yes - to all of your sarcastic questions, yes.

And IF you do make Wikipedia your Home Page, throw them a few bucks in support, yeah?

One brief moment of solid logic in this:

As long as he also has prison anus, I don’t care.

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but judging by this article I must assume that they DID tackle issues such as feeding the world’s hungry, housing the homeless, ending school violence, providing healthcare to all people... Obviously these IMPORTANT issues were addressed, and they just ran out of time for the queer stuff.…

Yep, if you start at the bottom and work your way up, I guess you’re supposed to be giving it all away as you go so you can remain poor and hold the moral high ground...

This plan falls under the “absolutely acceptable loss” provision of maritime combat operations.

I really enjoyed this movie. (That is my obligatory, “There, I got that out of the way in advance”)

Yoda even makes an appearance to explain exactly this point. Failure is the greatest teacher.

creepypasta?

We call it “Feces Pizza”, and it is appropriate.

I miss that early era in Woody Allen’s career. More comedy, less brooding.

Vegas’ surveillance is designed to capture cheaters at the casinos, not to save lives. It’s about protecting the money, not the people.

“Crying while in jail is my favorite.”

oops, there was an intended joke here. Didn’t know that. Maybe the post should have a link to the article that is being targeted for satire. Then, everyone can get in on the joke...

He has the vocabulary of a mentally challenged fourth grade child...

I fucking love you for posting this reply! ON POINT!

If you aren’t actually charging what your service is worth; lots of luck!

No greater gif could possibly be summoned for this reply! BRAVO!!!

Not me, I just feel the world getting lighter. We lost another asshole. No big loss with this guy OR the minority thug.