Ah. That’s fucking stupid, mate.

Thus, completing the cycle of returning oil back to the earth from whence it came.

I love Mazda and everything they’re doing right now. But this is such a dumb argument.

Hot take. How do you respond to allegations that this “Raptor” is just a clone of ancient pick up trucks, created by splicing Fusion DNA with motor oil found inside an oil filter encased in amber?

Like almost every retailer the Gap lost sight of the basics. As in producing basics that last at a reasonable price. I have Gap t shirts that I bought in high school (so late 80s) that are still going. Meanwhile the ones I got last year barely lasted one wash before getting wonky.

Gap went balls deep into the Normcore trend and couldn’t get out in time to save itself. Those stores deserve to close and the clothes deserve to burn.

See? This is what they mean when they say white people are in danger of disappearing. Our traditional culture is vanishing before our very eyes...

i stopped truly caring when they stopped putting out the catalog - it made that monthly trip to the mailbox an adventure!

Oh god, if they’d both been off to the left or right I’d have gone on a rampage.

Has anyone trademarked the phrase “my life has been somewhat disappointing?” No? I call dibs.

Yeah, I can’t remember if Jezebel was one of them, but several news outlets said she tried trademarking 1989, leading to a lot of jokes or straight up rage that she was trying to “own” a whole year, but it was actually a trademark of the stylized logo 1989 written in her handwriting that she used in her album artwork…

It’s not about worse, solely. It’s about OLD. This is the equivalent of shitting on Milli Vanilli in 2017.

I’m a die hard Swifty so whatever she sells, I will buy it. I am here for it.

i’m about 4 beverages in while i binge netflix and for the first time today i want to do something productive. Can we please drag this POS on twitter? Nobody f’s wit prince. Signed, drunk and now emotional.

I’ve seen Sinéad O’Connor - sorry - FATHER Sinéad O’Connor to all you sinners, around Dublin for many years. She’s a national treasure.

It’d be pretty effective against most of the ghouls he’s stocked his Cabinet with. It would damn sure do a number on Giuliani; hell, he’d probably dissolve into free-floating particles as soon as it touched him.

“I could liken you to a werewolf the way you left me for dead but I admit that I provided a full moon” is the most sadly perfect description of a break-up I have ever heard.

In recent Fiona Apple news, she reached out to Sinéad O’Connor to let her know that she is loved.