Once upon a time, Mini was the master of spot-on proportions and subtle surfacing.

This looks great and you should feel bad about this take.

The standard Mini looks butt these days too.

Those wheels certainly are a thing that exists.

There are several CTRs. This is the one I’m thinking of

Clean black interior and nice phone dials keeps me from calling it CP, regardless of the precarious history and seller misinformation. $3500 is on the low end for an early 944 that presents well these days. Worst case, if it was a colossal turd, you make that much back from parting it out.

$3500 for what looks to be a decent Porsche is NP all day. These cars are destined to appreciate like their siblings (remember when 964s were priced cheap, Pepperidge Farms remembers)

I like the looks of the one you have pictured, except that a black top is a no go in Florida. Also, base price of 42k for 114 mile range vs any of it’s competitors means you really have to love it. Not just like it.

I snapped this gem about a year ago. I absolutely hate the i3 so it will never stop being hilarious.

I have direct experience with one of these! We had it as a rental when we visited family in PA. We needed to haul ~6 adults plus luggage, and we were too check to upgrade to a big SUV.
It was actually quite amazing. It was like two different vehicles depending on where you were sitting. From the drivers seat it felt…

According to Wikipedia, the Relay sold only about 26,000 units in 5 years, so I guess you kind of won the lottery, if the prize is a ride in terrible minivan.

dump him. No matter what his good qualities are.

My dad had a Montana. He was considering replacing it with the second gen. How about that.

And Mazda had been able to make “Kodo” fit on everything from a CUV to a mid-size sedan and look good.

The Rock looks good no matter what. The man is a god

The whole thing reminds me of when Brittany the ditzy cheerleader on Daria went goth for an evening.

Ted Cruz also wanted to block federal aide to Sandy.

8 Texas congressmen (R, Duh!) voted against hurricane Sandy relief when it hit New Jersey back in ‘12.

If this was an 86, where they only made 200 of the Aerocoupes for NASCAR, it would be worth that. But from the factory the only thing good about this car was its looks. A clean factory SS is in the 6-9K range these days. I’d say this Aerocoupe worth 12K on a good day, while drunk after watching Days of Thunder.

It doesn’t go. It doesn’t stop. It doesn’t turn. It doesn’t look good. It doesn’t cause any excitement at all. It doesn’t have anything going for it except the low miles. It doesn’t even have a manual gear box. Crack Pipe all the way

There’s all types of awkwardness in this world. But there’s nothing more embarrassing than being told to come for dinner to your parents’ house only to find guests with their 25 year old engineering/med school son. Parents who do this should be fined with a heavy tax.