This!

Shit, a story from where I actually live. o_o I’ve driven by her car daily on the way to work, never assumed people would have an issue with it, infact I always assumed those lay-bys along the road were for parking anyway, wtf else would they be for? Pretty ashamed by the people around here right now, didn’t realise…

My mom’s dream car is one of these hearses, preferably with an LT1. I guess that’s what happens when your first car is a B-body Impala and your husband won’t stop buying Volvo estates.

Strangely, the town suggested she park by the an area called Renforth Wharf, which does have no-parking signs that the town seemed cool with ignoring.

Dude, you just made your stand on an article about a bionic dog.

I feel for you. It is one of the worst I fly into from time to time. (Thankfully Newark usually makes better sense for me.)

I’m flight crew. LGA makes LAX look like one of those fancy airports in Dubai or Singapore. There are Somalis and Iraqis living in NYC 5 years and when the fly out of LGA for the first time have severe flashbacks of Mogadishu/ Baghdad; start mumbling to the effect, “Thought I’d left this behind...”

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

But will they go down on me in the theater?

I love a royal beef.

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

And by “other factors” he means Rudy Giuliani. Keep watching - he’s the one who orchestrated this.

CNN updated the source article with this additional paragraph shortly after Aimee made this post.

Just so everyone has the context.

YES, this. After seeing this movie I was more than a little in love with Thora Birch (I was closer in age to her than Seymour...I think), and found ScarJo’s success a bit mystifying.

You have to read about her parents’ backgrounds. They were both adult film stars and helped manage Thora’s career as a child actor. They were terrible and controlling. I love her so much, I watched all of her movies growing up in the 90s. She and Christina Ricci and Kirsten Dunst are my 90s faves. I hope Thora will…

uhhh.... I’m a South Asian Muslim immigrant and Ghost World was my #1 movie in 2001...shit, I watched it a thousand times on dvd and I was obsessed with the graphic novel and the website. I graduated from high school the same year the movie came out and I hated everyone with equal passion like Enid and Becky, and my…