Confirmed!

Like the Burning Man of gas stations.

And the 25th, also.

Not enough.

I mean, we know that DJT Jr and Manafort were willing to collude; Kushner too, unless you believe his “I didn’t read the email” defense.

I think anyone would take that meeting.

His name means future, after all.

It depends on when you reserved, i.e. your place in line. For me it says I could expect delivery in Dec-Feb, but I reserved late in the day on March 31. Sounds like there are some people in front of me.

Except instead of 2 years, it’s 3-4 months, and instead of the base car being delayed, it’s being delivered on time; it’s just that higher spec cars are being delivered early.

Except it is disclosed. As noted above, there is a Tesla portal that will tell you when you can expect various configurations; the base model car starts shipping in Dec.

Not to be that guy, but the Seinfeld car with the stink was actually a BMW.

Wait, are we being sarcastic? Isn’t this going to just be an X5 (or maybe X7)?

God, this. I have a Dem friend who won’t shut up about how she was a “deeply flawed” candidate for reasons that “had nothing to do with sexism.” Which...isn’t true. It’s just not.

Hot take: the South did win, ultimately.

This car doesn’t even qualify as the G6 with the weirdest roof option. That honor (?) goes to the jalousie-roofed sedan.

I mean, a race of immortal women living on an island paradise shielded by mist created by one or more of the Greek gods? Sure. But using the wrong tank? I can’t suspend disbelief about an issue like that.

Cotd

The starboard catapault is “Beer” and the port is “Nachos.” 

Came here to mention the Murilee Maxima story...