He will henceforth be called John Cougar Cyrus.

“I’ll have a cold Arnold Palmer.”

The other thing is that if the car is stolen or wrecked, they’re not going to pay you for that fancy SRT drivetrain. You need a stated value policy for something like this.

And if you go back far enough you’ll find plenty of Edwardian era electric cars, too.

I was talking specifically about the Tesla Superchargers, which wouldn’t help you, but the Delaware welcome center on I95 also has 70 amp j1772 chargers that you could use.

The locations vary quite a bit from place to place. The one I use most often is in Delaware at the main interstate travel rest stop. It’s a great location for traveling (and where I’d likely stop anyway). Others I’ve used are in outlet mall parking lots (decent, lots of food options, but also traffic), grocery store…

It’s not exactly like he’s been sitting on his ass doing nothing. I mean, how many successful car companies have been launched in the US in the past 50 years? How many successful space launch ventures?

This is the car that Halsey and the Chainsmokers are singing about in Closer.

Mars Red. They need to offer it in Mars Red.

The car engages it for you every time you put it into park (or get out of the car). There is no separate switch or trigger for it beyond putting the car into park.

Puns like that are going to brake the internet.

I had a Mobil Pegasus on my Tesla for a while.

No shit. This is like Fate of the Furious—I’m sure I’ve seen this movie before, with mostly the same cast.

No gauges, no seats, no 6M, no shots of the engine...

Red 2005 330i ZHP. It was imola red, which is the best red, and it had alcantara/cloth seats. What a good car.

Interesting. A challenge. Post pics?

I mean, if you can’t tell what kind of car it is from the bottom half of the wheels, what kind of Jalop are you??

This repair is better than bad, it’s good.

That’s kind of silly and still not enough. The P100D isn’t a hybrid, and it’s clearly mass production—they don’t build as many of them as Toyota builds Camrys, but they’re built on the same line as all the other Model Ss, and I bet they build more than Dodge builds Demons.

That is “I don’t really want to see a dead body today” pace.