Star for reading The Road in fourth grade.

I am in love with the blue sedan. In love.

Nb I haven’t driven a column-mounted manual since the Cushman dump truck I used in college, but the concept is just perfect for this car.

10K? CP. Under 400 miles in 5 years indicates “hey, this didn’t turn out as awesome as I’d hoped, in fact it kind of sucks, ugh, let me park it over here and try and forget how much money I’ve already got in it and how much more it’s going to cost to make it worth driving.”

Yeah, this. This was a freebie hit to a low and slow pitch right over the plate. I’m sure at some point during the hearings someone will ask him about Merrick Garland, too, and he will have nothing but effusive praise for Garland as a jurist and will tut-tut the politicization of the process. Everyone will then nod…

Cristoph Waltz as Piech.

Were any actual lawyers involved in the preparation of this suit? Did none of them think of the ways in which this complaint could be used (literally) as Exhibit A?

Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.

I’m not hoping for a recession, though I am certainly expecting one. When I talk about “conflaguration” I’m thinking of something worse. Like a war. Or a long-term redrawing of global alliances and power structures. Something that wouldn’t be easy to unwind even for a new administration.

They may not be Tesla experts, but if it were me they did it to they would quickly become experts in “responding to lawsuits.”

Because...fuck that. There is no universe where drawing guns in this situation is the reasonable call.

Trump’s sister, by all accounts, would probably be a pretty decent pick.

I think that’s very likely. The anonymous press briefing that happened a couple of weeks ago was almost certainly the two of them.

I’m so conflicted about all of this. On the one hand, I want Trump’s administration to continue to be a smoldering dumpster fire so that even the dense idiots that voted for him eventually realize that competence has value.

On the other, I am worried about a smoldering dumpster fire turning into an actual…

But he’s still younger than Vinnie Testaverde.

Kjell? Sounds foreign. Better lock him up.

Exhaust leak? “Florida Straight Pipe.”

Someone already has filed a complaint. I’ve got my doubts about their standing to do so, but we’ll see what happens.

Also, her revisionist cover story about meaning “terrorists” when she said “massacre” makes no sense. Let’s play this out:

Possibly? I think he would have figured that out but like I said I never even saw the car.

Yes, but...

Now all we need is a full tank of gas and a time machine!