Well, it is the year of the Cock.

“Mounted on the missile were 10 multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles, or MIRVs, each one containing a nuclear warhead capable of leveling an entire city.”

Not to be pedantic, but I assume that each MIRV is “capable of containing” a nuclear warhead, and China didn’t set of ten above-ground nuclear tests…

It can’t be a drag car or it wouldn’t need giant front tires.

I mean, the further irony seems to be that he is just as much of a narcissistic head case as Trump. Who, by the way, has had plenty of completely improper relationships with women.

The lesson here seems to be that Weiner should have gotten off his phone, let Huma divorce him, married 3 or 4 other people, and had…

Screen looks weird, but it’s amazingly functional. Far more so than most other solutions. In this case I’ll take form over function.

Starred for your apparent optimism that there will be a “next administration.”

I’m pretty sure you’re not arguing that a carbon tax would kill us all by leading to an over abundance of oxygen...

Yes, it matters. Tailor your message, of course—e.g., don’t start with “hey, ya jagoff, I hate Republicans and I hate you and I’d rather vote for a pit viper than you because at least the pit viper is honest.” Mostly because if you use “jagoff” they’ll think you’re a Yankee.

CAFE is dumb, yes. We need a carbon tax.

CO2 emissions are directly related to consumption.

Whether you agree that CO2 is a pollutant is a different question. I’m firmly on the side of “yes,” but I’m aware that not enough of my fellow Americans share this view to keep my kids and their kids from drowning in the next couple of hundred years.

No.

How do I know? Rudi Giuliani dumbly decided to spill the beans and say what we were all thinking, which is this:

Trump campaigned on the idea of prohibiting Muslims from entering the US. This would be probably be illegal and unconstitutional, and would also be impossible from a practical standpoint.

So, once he…

You are motivated enough to type this, but not motivated enough to do 30 seconds of reading to realize that what you typed is completely wrong, as a factual matter?

Regular person here.

My wife described it as “grooming,” which I think is about right.

Guy next to me at White House march today: “I’m going to get some signs made professionally. We’re going to be doing this a lot.”

The hands of fate!

At least underneath he’s Tim Curry.

I can, too. The fact that we can refrain from acting on that impulse is what separates us from Donald Trump.

No. It’s not cool to do that. People who do that are dicks.

You know what else is dumb? Changing your political philosophy because you got hit with an egg.

Many things can be dumb, all at the same time.

The primary difference is that back then Lindbergh didn’t actually win the Presidency.