The DNC nominated the person who got the most votes. By a lot.

If you want to cast aspersions, though, cast aspersions on the people in the Democratic party who were secretly (or not so secretly) hoping for a Trump nomination, because they thought he’d be a walkover.* Cast aspersions on the people inside the Clinton…

I’m mostly interested in how you get the kid out of the house reliably once a week.

In a just world, the person who did this would pay for their crimes.

This is true on so many levels.

From the FAQ, referring to the Bombshell Girls: ““They are our image, brand, and future,” said David Simmons, President of BMB Franchising Services.”

So it’s totally weird that anyone would assume this place is a breastaurant, and not just a patriotic homage to our military.

The irony is that the majority of the customers probably oppose women serving in combat roles.

I think the issue is most acute for people who are going to be in front of the camera, because of the implied endorsement issue.

But I do feel the same way about anyone asked to work this event. Particularly given the divisive nature of this election, and this candidate, as am employer I’d try and be especially…

It’s not just a job, though. It’s performing at a political function.

Now, I suppose we could say (as their union did initially) that a job is a job and there’s no flexibility in whether you take the job based on who it is for. But while that might make sense as a general rule, for overtly political gigs it seems…

Wait, I thought Donald Trump never served in the military. What’s he doing in one of Saddam’s palaces in occupied Iraq?

No, that’s fair. It may well be that Tom Arnold doesn’t have access to this anymore.

But someone does.

Or just leak it. It’s not that difficult.

Also, if there are tapes, release them. We don’t need watergate level reporters. We need a Kinja burner account.

Is that you, Lovitz? I wondered what happened to you.

Of all the affronts so far, this may be the worst

I feel like if I showed up with 3o crisp hundreds I could drive home with it. If not, I could probably find some trouble to get into on Long Island with $3 grand. Either way, worth the trip. NP-ish.

The Sublime CD is a deal breaker.

Honestly? I have no idea. I’m not sure *he* knows. Or, if he knows, that his opinion won’t change tomorrow.

Given the confidence Trump has expressed in Boeing’s ability to deliver modified aircraft on time and under budget, it only makes sense that he would turn to them for this.

Welp. That’s another portrait that’s going to be hanging in my own personal Hell. I hope I don’t die any time soon.