Careful. It’s basically aversion therapy. You’ll end up like Alex and Ludwig Van, unable to even look at kittens anymore.

Is that really bad for her, though?

Is Dale Earnhardt available?

I mean, if you don’t routinely drink (or maybe you never drink?), I guess I can see why the taste wouldn’t immediately tip you off. Plus I suppose if you don’t drink a lot you wouldn’t necessarily understand what being tipsy felt like.

Not sure I believe the guy, but on the other hand he paid the fine and is going to…

It’s not nice to take advantage of people with clear mental health issues. Kanye should be ashamed.

The next President is Lisa Simpson. It has been foretold.

Counterpoint: 2017 will be a great year for vultures!

This is amazing.

It’s a good thing we prevented Goldman Sachs from gaining too much sway in Washington.

Also contracts.

This ends up being the prequel to Fury Road, right?

I think it may just be one long bracelet.

I want everyone in Louisiana and elsewhere to know that every goddamn bad thing that happens after 1/20/17 (and there will be a LOT of those) can be laid like a dead duck at the feet of the Republican party.

There isn’t anyone else to blame. They’ve got it all. Somehow, despite being retrograde shitmuffins that are…

TrumpCard works even better.

“Sorry, I didn’t want to accidentally crush your dainty mitt.”

He will just blame the Jews. Or the Muslims. Or some other Other.

They are selfish idiots.

The robots are probably built overseas, anyway.

No one who speaks German could be evil.

I don’t see what you did there.