When they release the reboot of Dante’s Inferno, this will be the trailer.

That would be truly epic.

And the batteries don’t blow up, either! Bold new innovations.

Yeah, if I woke up one day and said “I need to have the nicest Audi 4000 in the world,” this is probably the car I would build. And on that day, I would look at this and say 60k worth of car for 25k?! What a deal!

Those are digimon.

That’s a good point. I guess now that I think about it Trump does have a white hat.

Boss Hogg, without the white hat?

The real Jesus would have forgiven German vehicles their association with bad guys, especially after he drove a 911.

What? No, Jesus drives a 66 VW Bus. I’ve seen him at, like, all the Dead shows.

Wow, that Carvel ad took a surprisingly nationalistic turn pretty quickly.

I didn’t (and don’t) mean to diminish anything about this. Your experience is horrifying, and I hate that it happened and that men still do these kinds of things and pretend it’s no big deal.

Feel free to keep inserting words into my mouth that I not only didn’t say, but that I actively repudiated. It’s a good look.

None of this is baffling to me. Re-read the comment I replied to, which asked “what kind of man does...” I’m just speculating on one potential answer to that question.

It may well be that the…

“The state’s junior senator at the time, she was in Washington, D.C.”

Which, let us not forget, was also attacked on September 11. So if we’re going to have a dick measuring contest about where we were on September 11, I think D.C. probably counts.

I very literally said twice in one fairly short post that I wasn’t making an excuse.

My guess—and not to excuse it, because I am not—is a very, very drunk one. That’s the subtext that runs through all of this; this guy seems to have some sort of substance abuse problem that leaves him basically unsurprised when someone accuses him of a pretty vile act that (he claims) he doesn’t remember.

And to be…

That was...not slow. But the engine note was interesting, because I kept thinking he was in way too high a gear and loafing along and then I’d note that the tach was still above 4 grand. That explosive wail right near the redline really clouds your perspective.

EDIT: Also, let us all bow our heads in memory of the…

Why is it the G30? WTF is up with BMW’s new internal platform naming convention? I get that they were running out of E numbers and had to jump to F for the last 5er and 3er, but why are we on G now?

BMW, I used to understand you. Sedans (and coupes, but mainly sedans) that drove well. Manual transmissions. Now? …

Yeah, I don’t disagree with you, but in my mind that might make it worse. Here’s a guy that’s so effing entitled that he literally cannot conceive of a woman saying no to him; he just assumes the answer is yes.

That is a generous interpretation. Here is the quote:

Trump: “Yeah that’s her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let…

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