That’s something you can have true faith in.

No. She is the worst. It’s one thing to be a flaming racist narcissist; that’s a condition that requires self-awareness to correct, and if there’s one thing a narcissist doesn’t have, it’s that. So, Donald is evil, but I expect nothing more from him.

Starred for excellent profile pic.

Actually if you look at the F-150 nameplate, it already has the shape of the truck in it; alternately, the front side of the F-150 is already a giant “F.”

At least it's not self-contradictory like it used to be. Do you want me to dodge, or ram? I can't do both.

Counterpoint:

I remember when I was interning at Chrysler and went out to the Tech Center, I had to park my Mustang in “Competitive Vehicle Parking.”

Shouldn’t Bob have had to do the same?

It kind of looks like an Accord coupe. I can tell because of the pixels and because I’ve seen a lot of Accord coupes in my time.

This seems redundant, somehow.

You know what, though? No. There isn’t much good that came from the aftermath of 9/11, but one thing that did is a showcase of just how many people really actually genuinely care for other people.

For some reason I wasn’t thinking restaurants—I was imagining a kosher Italian grocery store, which seemed a little more specialized. I feel like the post originally said “place?” But maybe I’m just tired.

Kosher Italian? Is that a thing?

HRC’s social media team is really good...but are they good enough to use this gif on twitter? God, I hope they do, for something.

But he is a man, so...

Tough but fair.

We had to destroy the anthem to save it.

Precisely. What’s the biting social commentary that comes with the “outcasts” being in charge? The popular white kids are oppressed? Huh? Oh, and also, if they are in charge they are not outcasts.

Teramont? Like the Stallion That Mounts the World?

This video is legitimately way better than the musical Cats. Suck it, Lloyd Weber.

Sure, but I’d love to defend that case on First Amendment grounds.