What about if she was an actual proper hooker and it was just too hard to bother dealing with all those foreign countries and languages and ugh it was just so long ago who could even, Becky?

Glo would have been all over this like a cheap suit if she thought there was a chance of winning. There really isn’t. No jury in America would ever buy the story that girl who happily sold her career for years on a platform of sex, drugs, and hard liquor, was in fact the entire time a poor abused girl who didn’t know…

How about Born This Way? Before that album came out, the word went out that they were looking for songs that would, “speak to the lgbt experience”. So, Jeppe Laursen submitted an original composition, “Born This Way”. Gags didn’t write a single word or note on that track, but they fucked up and leaked it BEFORE he had…