See now THIS is a great read. Write more stuff like this and less “Dieselgate” garbage.

Quick! Someone jam it into Park! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUNNNCH... Like nails on a chalkboard...

I’m a service manager at a VW dealer. I tried to buy a Golf R today. The car arrived last night and was my unicorn - exactly how I’d have spec’d one. No discounts for me from VW, none from my employer, and the car sold by day’s end. I don't blame them for holding out but damn it sucks.

Seriously can’t believe there are people defending Reggie in here. And if you’re bashing fans who heckle at sporting events, you clearly have no passion for any sports team. It’s part of the experience for both sides. I’ve been on the giving end, but I’ve also been on the receiving end. I will never forget when I was…

My first thought as well.

So there I was, reading along happily. I was enjoying the article content and even cracked a smile a bit at the “flying truck complications” line. I watched the video and returned to the article, anxious to read what was sure to be a strong, witty finish in classic Jalopnik fashion... only to read “If it was only a VW…

I want my two minutes back.

Which reminds me, when are they going to begin regulating the production and disposal of the batteries? As long as it’s all done overseas, it’s “out of sight out of mind” and that’s how we like it. Right?

I’m in the same boat. Agreed completely.

And what did the Monroney sticker say these cars would get?