They don’t exist here. Every review is written by someone who hates the show.

Hmm. It still sounds like Hard Candy, only with a wider scope and a slightly different perspective. Is that right?

They do a lot of stuff that annoys me. I’ll put down my gun when you put down your backpack! The stormtroopers retreat into transport ships with giant turrets on the side. Why not stop at that point, and shoot Mando and his friends with the ship’s guns? And why are we lugging around big cannons with tripods? If you…

I’ve enjoyed the last two episodes quite a bit, but I really, REALLY hope they stop strip mining the canon for these endless cameos and callbacks.

I’m going to toss this out there as a trend I’ve noticed in both io9 and AV club reviews, that the show (and all plot lines) revolving around Michael are somehow inappropriate, forced or contrived. I mean, “...but the show’s weird insistence on making sure Tilly is given repeated reminders at how much everyone loves…

“Things pick up with a Back To The Future-like twist, as Rey opens a pathway to the spirits of Life Day past. We are then thrown into a time-traveling adventure revisiting every key point in the Star Wars saga—all retold and rebuilt in the goofy Lego style”

“We are re-opening the Apocalypse to help the economy.”

It sure ain’t a ripoff of Jackson’s life.

I hated this finale so goddamn much. Like, no snark, I’m genuinely happy that Segel had a great, personally fulfilling experience making this show. But that realization didn’t have to come at the expense of the show itself. I was invested in these characters, especially the (almost never seen on TV) romance story…

The rating is a B, but this review reads like a C.

When the zombies come, all the open floor plan people will have no place to hide. Also, zombies can recharge by touching granite countertops. ITS A DECORATING FACT

Toe-pick.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

Or perhaps Kajagoogoo were just to shy

Official finds intergluteal cleft unpalatable

I wish my Mom thought a B+ was fantastic......

“Can confirm.”

Weight Witchers

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

*Geeky reply*
“Ms Mead’s childhood memories of Halloween are almost painfully apt, but the least believable moment in the entire episode might be the suburban mom not immediately recognizing mini-Mead’s spot on Rosie from The Jetsons costume.”

Apparently The Jetsons had premiered only a month before Halloween 1962…