a lot of people forget that Indy had already drunk from the holy freakin’ grail. That’s got to be a boost for your immunities

You're in good company. Remember that even Luke friggin' Skywalker ( a boy who should know a thing or two about astromech droids) when referring to the condition of an R5's motivator said "this R2 unit has a bad motivator". not R5, but R2. of course, this was a simpler time when all little squat droids were R2 units…

what is she doing that Belushi or Farley or Candy never did (or Oliver Hardy, if you want to go way back)I can only hope you were attempting sarcasm

now the snarky comments he’s been making at the end of the “Races” shows - “I wonder what happened to those guys” - “You’d think there would have been something about it in the papers” are making more sense.. (I know they were taped a while ago, but still...)

well, Charlize theron IS African American...

I doubt it was rape. at most it's shoplifting

two things I'd do.