Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. But I totally believe she probably emailed this pic to Anna like " HEY GIRL. WHAT TIME SHOULD I SHOW UP IN MY TIT WRAPS" just to seal the deal.

i imagine the story editors at Wife Swap looking up from their shooting schedules, making accidental eye contact, and shivering with shame and disgust and one of them says, choking back tears "i went to Brown, you know." and the other spits out "i know that! be quiet and think up a damn plot twist or shut up! stop…

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

"Bitch, please."

Could these have been test shots (for lighting/composition), before the makeup artist did their thing?

I mean, you've got to have some sympathy for the parents who ordered online and have already been charged money for a product that they haven't received yet. That's just bad business practice and Disney should refund their money.

And what is that "good reason"? I'm cool with gymnastics expanding it's type of dance. Gymnasts are generally terrible at the dance elements anyways. Usually it's so stiff and they only do the bare minimum to have dancing because it's not what ups the scores anyways.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

I'm significantly less enthused about Miranda Kerr's desire to "explore" with us, while still really only having sex with men. It doesn't come off as some radical embracing of sexual fluidity, or like she's really even coming out as a Kinsey-1-bi. Straight women using us as accessories isn't liberating, it's…

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

We're talking about the same group of people who awarded the title of Favorite Sexual Act to the missionary position.

I'm a working journalist...honestly, even if they were just writing a blurb I think it would have been appropriate to ask the woman wearing the tutu a couple of questions. Which obviously would have been helpful given the backstory-and maybe would've even spawned a great feature! I don't think it's unethical per say,…

I'm glad the editor is "personally mortified" but whether the runner had cancer or not, don't be a snarky asshole about what people chose to wear while doing things. I've seen marathon runners in crazier getups. THEY ARE RUNNING MORE THAN 26 FUCKING MILES, THEY ARE BADASSES NO MATTER WHAT THEY WEAR.

"Sleep is not a function of privilege. When I'm exhausted because I've spent two days jet-lagged and my bio-rythems are still on Tuscany time, I just think 'Man, it must be so great to live in one of those third-world countries with no electricity. I mean, when your hut is dark, you go to sleep, and when the sun…

Huh. This article didn't end up being about what I expected. I thought you'd point out the millions of low-income women who have to work two or three jobs just to pay the rent—on top of caring for children, going to school, etc.

YES. For her, the shoot ends. She does her stint in Wisconsin, then flies back home and plans an all vegan Alice in Wonderland themed garden party. As a mom with a laboratory job, it never stops. I come home, manage a household, raise a baby, have to make time for my husband and myself. I never sleep enough. I eagerly…

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

The world was just not made for those of us with an uppers preference.

I think Patsy and Edina would approve of the voting so far.