I say this as a huge fan of J.Law: this looks terrible. Her acting seems wooden and what we see of the script looks cliched. Oh well, everyone has their misses.

No nuance or complexity can justify bombing schools and hospitals.

I leave them if I am paying for petrol, getting money from a cash machine or buying something from a bakery - when I can see the car the whole time. Windows slightly down, I take the keys with me and lock the car. I think it is more dangerous to get small children out of a car at a gas station or busy street where…

I luuuurve the bottom of this dress but the middle section and straps just aren't very flattering.

Bridget Jones called. She wants her granny pants back.

These women need to pull themselves together. It sounds like they want the Frozen merch as a status item, more than their kids want a new toy. My daughter loves Frozen. We have the DVD. She asks me to plait her hair like Elsa and she and her friends play out scenes from the movie at daycare. You don't need a doll!…

Anyone who voted for mushrooms has never tried quaaludes. Best night ever!

Cate Blanchett's response is looking classier by the day. I don' know why ScarJo can't just say, "I don't think it's appropriate for me to talk about that" seeing as she's not working with him at the moment and doesn't need to provide a comment.

It should be the rule, but I've been invited to two hen's events that didn't come with a wedding invitation. RUDE!

Ouch.

Even Lady Gaga is boring. Lupita wore the most bland shade she has worn yet. I want a swan dress!

Please explain how her tityas are being supported.

Glinda the good witch?

Boring Oscar dresses are boring.

I'm guessing dad is on kid duty for the weekend and couldn't be bothered paying for babysitting OR waiting until he was child free to watch a fuckfest.

Paris Hilton is dead in the eyes. Exactly how long can she maintain the bikini-wearing, lollipop sucking dumb girl act - UNLESS she was replaced by a cyborg 12 years ago?

I think this proves that the 70s- late 90s were a terrible time for high fashion.

This is a totally regular dish in Australia. Not even retro.

It resembles a discarded Christmas napkin but chartreuse is such a regal colour & so under-utilised.

Halle Berry's stylist called, she'll take this in three colours.