if you think Midnight in Paris is bad, wait till you see To Rome With Love. Just dreadful.

Bjork's is ironic - she came as a dying swan. She didn't buy in to the whole best-dressed thing that the Hollywood actresses do. It always frustrates me that it's included as a 'worst-dressed' - she wasn't trying to compete with Angelina Jolie.

Yes! The pandas. Such a good analogy. And the barbaric little skewers.

It is a big kerfuffle, headline news all over British and Australian media. I read the original speech transcript two weeks ago and thought it was a brilliant piece of writing. It never occurred to me that there'd be this delayed brouhaha.

I also thought the use of the word slithered in the first par was gross and inappropriate.

I sort of agree. And then she could have a low stress, big party with all the friends and extended family who didn't make the TV wedding, with her dress of choice. It really depends on the type of person, I would have been mortified to be on TV knowing that half the country was bitching about the dress I'd chosen.

Where is Lindy? I miss Lindy!

He's older, fivorcing and lonely -he's too old to go out and pick up women at bars. He wants some companionship over the weekend and Hannah literally turned up on his doorstep, willing and ready. They both tried to project their own fantasies on to each other but realised on the second night that there was nothing…

Who the fuck books Chris Brown for kids charity gig?

I disagree - I ate out regularly with my parents as a child (and not just at McDonalds, we went to sushi restaurants, Vietnamese etc). I also find that child-free weddings are a new thing. I went to loads of parties with my parents and they had a much bigger social life than most parents today (including me).

I am confused. Professional dancers mostly dance in leotards. You see just as skimpy outfits on Dancing with the Stars. I thought she looked strong and powerful more than sexy.

Courtney arrived 2o mins late? OH THE CRAZY! The writer was attempting a Lester Bangs piece but it seems overwrought and overwritten.

SO MANY TEARS

I think it depends on how close he is to his granddaughter. My son stays the night regularly at his grandparents and would shower with them etc. I would not think the bath photo was weird at all. It is a shame that men are instantly viewed with suspicion these days when no-one would bat an eyelid if the grandmother…

Influenza is not on the standard childhood vaccination schedule.

My 4 year old was in bed at 7.30, although every family is different. My 4 year old was also LOUD and very active, and I would not subject him on my workmates for extended periods of time which is similar I guess. I think sleeping over is not such an issue if it's only 6 nights and preferably spread out, but if he is…

Michigan is apparently 5th on the scale of most obese states. So wasn't she just telling the truth?

Exactly. And obesity is more prevalent in some areas than others, it's just statistics. I think it was a self-deprecating joke which referenced the variances in average body type in different states. But because it's Lena Dunham everyone's all outraged.

I completely agree with this. My most natural-health obsessed friends are all have terrible relationships with their bodies and had eating disorders in high school. I also think such body obsession is incredibly narcissistic. Look outside yourself! Widen your focus!

You're basically doubling or tripling the time that it takes to feed your baby, as you have to pump, and deal with the bottle sterilization/cleaning shiz and then sit down and feed your baby. I really admire women who can make full time pumping work. I did it the lazy way and breastfed my daughter when she was with…