Best thing I ever did on my loan was round the payment up to an even number. So instead of paying say $465 I was paying $500. I did this practically every month. The extra really helps over the course of a year or two. After that when I went to roll over into a new loan I was ahead on the loan by almost $1000. I was…

This is an acceptable response. With this kind of customer service, I’m sure to be back tomorrow.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

A 2013 Tacoma is a nice truck, but it’s not that nice.

For such a brilliant role model she doesn’t half have a blindspot when it comes to body image sometimes, such as when she tried to get those unflattering gig images removed.

I can see all the boning in that corseted dress. Don’t feel bad. That woman is cinched within an inch of her life.

I mean there’s nothing really wrong with buying a new car if you can reasonably afford to do so. I can afford a new car but choose not to buy new ones... why buy one new car when I have a whole fleet of cars? In the past year I’ve owned a Range Rover, an M5, a 750il, multiple 540i’s, an S-Class, a Porsche 944S, and an…

Your argument is that because someone didn’t know what a fugly, unknown, poorly marketed, Korean car is means that they have poor taste in cars?

“chrome-laden esmaculated minivan”

If you need self-parking you need a bus pass, not a huge vehicle.

3/5 Mustangs

And you know this how? Or did you just pull that mess out of your ass? Cbp and ice have more minorities in their ranks than any other law enforcement agencies. Also alot of cbp and ice agents are come from other agencies as well. I am of mexican descent and was a sheriffs deputy for over 10 years before I applied to…

Nah, the landlord is cool with tearing up the yard.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

More like Range Roller amirite?

You boyfriend’s wallet goes in his pocket along with his cell phone. Your cell phone goes in your purse and your purse goes in the foot well on the passenger side. I’ve taken plenty of long trips in both Miatas I’ve owned, as long as you don’t pretend it is a giant sedan it is a perfect road trip car. I’m also 6'3"…

Scary happening! YOU stay safe out there, Raph.

“What are you going to do now?” she asks.

so why dont we go in to these dealerships and just play along. drive a hard bargain, get all the details, negotiate for half a day and then when it comes to signing on the dotted line just say, ‘ya know .... i think i’ve changed my mind.’ and just walk out.

He sounded pissed at first, but I knew I was going to like this guy as soon as he delivered that first punch-line.