I am not a regular user of the marijuanas, so my knowledge on the different strains are fairly limited. I figured weed was weed and that either way, I’m just going to end up sleepy and paranoid while everyone else is relaxed.

America should probably not be a single country at this point. The constitution was not written with a population of 319 million in mind and I would wager that it’s not only difficult for a single government to serve the needs of 319 million people, it’s probably impossible (unless you have an actual [ACTUAL; SHUT THE…

It’s weird how quick people are to pan this without understanding what’s actually happening: it’s an NBA salary dump trade. There’s a chance Browns get a free 2nd round pick out of this trade (if they’re able to trade Osweiler away), but even if they end up eating the salary cap hit for one reason, they have more than…

THE PROCESS COMES TO THE NFL!!!

Is he that annoying guy who writes those idiotic “Ask a Native New Yorker” articles? If so, I also can’t stand him.

Good point. I just assume it’s a “promotion” since the audience will be larger and the scope of the position will, I assume, be bigger.

Ironically, the only people that believe in transubstantiation (cannibalism) are the Catholics, who politically speaking are pretty reasonable people, particularly the church attendees as opposed to the crazy pro-life bishops. The kind of people who show up at town halls to rant at Muslims are evangelicals who as far…

Ansel Elgort (actor, recording artist)

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”

There is no way he knows their names.

If you remember I wasn’t going to do well with the African-American community, and after they heard me speaking and talking about the inner city and lots of other things, we ended up getting—and I won’t go into details—but we ended up getting substantially more than other candidates who had run in the past years.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?

“No I’m not mad in fact I think this is very funny.”

Only a Pats fan would be surprised that they’re not getting any credit for a thing they didn’t do.

To be fair, I think that the “Economic Disaster” that Trump was referencing had little to do with corporate returns and the increased value of capital, but rather the declining value of labor in the market and the out-of-control growth of income inequality and employment insecurity. Not that Trump would use those…

My temporal window is showing the view from Midtown East in 7 days.

My haiku commemorating the President-Elect:

Jim Cooke is a national treasure.