Shep McAllister, take note: That’s how you promote a sale.

My wife and i have joked about a list, but like you say, it’s all about the fact that the list is full of unattainables. Even if we could meet them, i don’t think that either Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johannson is looking for the brand of hobbit hotness that i bring to the table, and my wife is confident that Johnny…

The Cavs are 5-1 against the Thunder, Clippers, and Grizzlies this year.

“I could just as easily compare the vilification of the 1% in this country to what the Nazi’s were preaching about.”

As someone who has found himself in Penn Station at midnight on SantaCon, I can say without hesitation that SantaCon is much worse.

As a thirtysomething living in Manhattan and entering the early stages of “old man-hood”, I can unequivocally say that SantaCon is the worst day of the year here. I order Thai food and lock myself indoors.

Look everyone, an actual Marco Rubio fanboy! They do exist! O an he mad!

We have an ongoing feature where Burneko writes about presidential candidates the day after they drop out of the race. Marco Rubio dropped out yesterday, thus a post today. It’s insulting because Rubio is bad, for reasons you can read about if you scroll up.

This Kinja is about as great as Rubio’s campaign.

Refresher: the Federalist Papers are a collection of essays written by James Madison, John Jay, and Alexander Hamilton,

If the Senate wants to filibuster a vote, fine, that’s a tactic that they can use if they feel it’s necessary. What’s not okay is not even holding hearings. The Senate should hold hearings with Judge Garland, and can then decide from there whether to vote no and/or filibuster him. That’s the scenario that you’re…

Then I imagine most conservative members of the Senate will take “consent” the way they do in other scenarios. Where silence mean “yes” and “no” means “probably.”

It is really too bad that Cleveland cannot just release that dogshit franchise.

I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but Bron is fucking with you all.

Haven’t most people come to the conclusion that Lebron is trolling the media with these cryptic tweets? Hence the whole “DC” (“Da Vinci Code”) hashtag? The thinking goes that the media has analyzed his tweets so much in the past, and there seems to be a malaise over this team, so he is trying to make light of all of…

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

You would have had to create a separate entry for the IHOP that was in Center City Philadelphia.

I have sixteen on my list. Including being hit by a car.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

Pfft. All this talk, and not one mention of the real way to stop him..