First, the District of Columbia is not the federal government, so your joke is lame and nonsensical.
First, the District of Columbia is not the federal government, so your joke is lame and nonsensical.
Feeling’s mutual, moron. Pro tip: next time you have a thought you think is worth sharing, it’s not.
I pretty much gave up on the thought of having crushes on other women besides my wife once I realized that I’m already enough of a disappointment to one woman so why make it worse.
Trump is many things - a bigot, a racist, an egomaniac, a delusional man-baby, a walking potato skin with a hairpiece - but a “complicated issue” is not one of them.
I disagree. I think there will be negligable numbers of Republicans voting for Clinton. In the end, they will convince themselves that ANYONE is better than Clinton.
Hey, at some point, it'll become cool, right? Gentrification for everyone! ;)
I’m not even kidding. GF that may as well be a wife, two cats, 1425 in rent and an uncool (?) part of Brooklyn. Bay Ridge. Are you in Bay Ridge? Is one cat dark and the other one light?
What the. You’re me. But you’re not, because I’m me. But you’re just like me.
Fucking hate that song. That and Alicia Key’s New York (the one where they scrubbed out Jay-Z). Anyone singing about inspiring lights and coming to NYC to find dazzling romance has never been crammed in on the C line at 6:43pm on a Tuesday listening to a crazed homeless guy shout about how he loves killing people.
They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!
Jamaican that up, mon!
-1 for poor attempt at low hanging fruit
Uh, he didn't decide to do it. The coach did.
The Steak was great, man!
As a nuetral observer, it’s pretty clear that you are the jackass, sir.
Only in the fun house mirror that is Boston sports is this even remotely true. Go gag on some fucking U Burger and complain about Allston bars not having piss troths anymore, you Patriot Pat pajama-wearing bedwetter.
He [Donald Trump] gets South Park—its cheap spite, its self-congratulation, the fantasy that privileged scorn for political correctness is subversive, rather than the exact opposite—better than the Pauls ever did...
It’s funny to imagine a voting bloc made out of people who repeat “douche versus turd sandwich” like it’s actually a revolutionary take on the American political system.
O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.