1. Why would you care if a kid stole a laptop 6-8 years ago? Was it your laptop? Did he steal it from you while you were being infallible somewhere. Stealing is bad, not bad enough that I will waste time hating someone I do not know personally. 2. Is he now the sole person responsible for Auburn being a dirty program?…

“Moon says. “We’ve dispelled a lot of those myths, but not all.”

Browns went 11-5 and beat the Pats in the playoffs in 1994.

Johnny Football never made it to senior year. He left college to enter the NFL draft as a Sophomore. Oh yeah, fuck him, too.

And as a Browns fan I think I have to start cheering for my ou bobcats again. Either that or a d3 high school team.

“In the college library instead of studying for finals“ has to be on the list somewhere.

Do reply to celebrity’s tweets with “my wife left me” as frequently as possible.

I moved here to Cleveland (read: suburbs south of) four years ago and I love it here. The weather is actually not bad outside of winter, the food is great, and there is plenty to do in the area. Honestly, probably the worst thing about living here is having to participate in, and listen to, Browns conversation.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

well, yea, he mentions The Normal in the song lyrics.

So false it’s silly.

So hipster literally doesn’t mean anything anymore, huh.

While I agree that neither Steelers nor the Patriots would make as drastic of a move as giving this level of authority to someone who is not a football guy, I find it entirely plausible that - if DePodesta approached either organization and expressed his interest in joining - they would find a place for him.

I’m not sure why people would rip on this.

Remember how they tried to get the Branch Davidians to surrender by blasting Billy Ray Cyrus at their compound on a loop?

Blocked, banned, reported to The Hague

You are the last person who should be critiquing the etiquette of social gatherings.

Disqualified for using an underaged cub.

In the order presented:
- we don’t expect Brady’s politics to match our own, any more than we expect anyone espousing a “no Muslims allowed” policy to defend it
- only star players proudly displaying political swag in their lockers are being asked about politics
- celebrities are allowed to have whatever thoughts they…

“Typical.”