No, really.... You are definitely the asshole and the idiot here.

Does it have an Authentic Italian Connection like Victoria or Rao’s? No. Did Paul Newman even ever play an Italian character? No idea. But all it needs is a bay leaf, is not hard to find and occassionally on sale.

Hey

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

it is not a good place to vomit

An asshole who refers to himself as “a great guy” while not having the guts to dump his gf before screwing someone else.

And now I will go to Yahoo to see their comments about this.. SHould be fun

Normally they would, but because it was in Mexico, the exchange rate is different.

Counterpoint: continue outsourcing our tales of woe (it’s always woe) because they are nearly always interesting reads.

I am truly honored but please know I am not nearly that cool

I haven’t been able to go home for Christmas in like 3 years, so I bought a shirt from Target that said “Owl Be Home For Christmas,” got completely shit-faced on red wine (multiple bottles), cried that I was all alone and subsequently started Christmas Day passed out in the bathroom. I feel your pain. I have never…

Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…

We still have enough to buy the Cleveland Browns.

The artists and illustrators are so damn good.

He should be hired as MilwaukeeRecord.com’s Eastern Great Lakes correspondent. Sounds to be cut from the same rustbelt ironist cloth

Once, after a particularity heartbreaking loss, I asked my dad why he raised me a Browns fan. He said, “It was either that, or name you ‘Sue’.”

Because some people like it better? I can’t comprehend what anyone is doing out in the suburbs or rural areas, but I also never think about those people so who cares?

Grew up in small towns. Lived in the burbs. Lived in the big city. Lived in the medium city.

I grew up in rural and small towns. It’s pretty fucking awful in a lot of ways, to be honest. Being close to nature doesn’t compensate for having to drive thirty miles to find a fucking pair of pants.

So your brother in law bases his employment decisions on satirical YouTube videos?