Also, average Tomlin beat the Tigers three times this year.

Of course I follow the other teams in the Central. You’re being insanely optimistic. Detroit is 7 games back with 14 to play. Only the Cavs make comebacks like that.

You’re still wrong. It’s the ALDS. Also the Indians are the #2 seed right now, giving them home field advantage over the Red Sox. And they have a 99.1% chance to win the division right now. But sure, patented hot streaks.

This’ll probably be the post that changes their minds.

At first I thought my team, the Browns, was also participating, but it turns out their knees just start to buckle as game time approaches.

He got fired when they moved to Baltimore after Modell promised he would keep his job, because Modell was human excrement.

Indians are in position to win their division.

McCown or RGIII, what’s the difference? They aren’t going to be competitive this year. No anguish.

Belichick took Cleveland to the playoffs in 1994 and led them to their last franchise playoff win.

I remember those Browns uniforms.

This is a really weird thing to label a lie apropos of nothing.

Walked from our hotel near Coors Field to a brewery near Invesco. Once we got past the Convention Center there were no sidewalks.

Then stop commenting.

But if they don’t play the National Anthem at the soccerplex in Boyds, Maryland, where next? Newark, Delaware?

I went to a wedding with my wife in Denver last year. We looked up the location of the rehearsal dinner and it was 2 miles from our hotel. It’s only two miles so we decide to walk. We live in New York. Walking is what you do.

He won’t stand for it.

Ryan wants to write in Harambe “for the story.” Ryan must tell awful stories.

I actually prefer 93 just because I played it way more than 94.

It’s the most segregated major city I’ve ever visited.

For me, all of my wife’s cousins and her aunt also contribute to the idea that Boston and MA is racist. Also there are my wife’s statements that MA is racist.