This is a bad idea.

You know, just because the hack joke is there you don’t mean you have to make it.

It’s pretty clear they’re going to cut him if they can’t trade him, so this narrative is fairly nonsensical.

That’s not how licensing works.

Too early for non-hack material?

The bathroom in Union Station near the trains is actually pretty decent now that they remodeled it. 10 years ago it was a horror show.

Nah, the old Browns were pretty good. Unless you mean the bandanna.

I get jokes

You know they lost to the Spurs by four and took two games from Golden State in the finals with one and a half starters, right? You’re acting like they’re the Nets.

I need to buy coffee after work. How bad is the Court Street Trader Joe’s going to be?

He released a sequel to A Dirty Job called Secondhand Souls. It’s not as good but still very entertaining.

How did pop punk and emo come and go with no band named the Junior High Dance Boners?

JR got a flagrant 2 because of who he is, not what he did. He didn’t deserve to get ejected for that.

He’s most likely going to be starting next year, so yes?

Wasn’t it the Browns who broke his collarbone?

There’s a chance they take Bosa if he’s available.

This guy knows about virgin mojitos.

Posting this video in response to an article linking to this video shows incredible dedication to unoriginality.

Cleveland’s great.

nah, they’re also v. good.