Sounds like Goggins’ character was misbehavin’.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

I guess after the Petit-Frere coup, you could say that Ohio State is no longer a little brother in this rivalry....

The door is over there? Great, thanks.

I’ll just throw this out there: Jim Tomsula is tan, rested, ready, and needs to know by tomorrow so he can give his two weeks’ at the 7-11.

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

When I was a kid growing up in Chicago, there was a yearly high school basketball tournament held in Indy over Thanksgiving. When I was a sophomore, we went down for our annual trip and stayed at the Holiday Inn downtown. The last night we were there, after we were eliminated from the tournament, our coach took us…

“We don’t know exactly what we’re doing.”

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

I thought Baez got enough shine in last year’s playoffs that I went with Schwarber, but dang, I’ve never seen anyone get the kind of love in the comments that Javy is getting (even in the AL blog!) - Here’s a highlight reel for your troubles:

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

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Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

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